Yikes. You know that experiment where they sprayed the chimps who climbed the rope to the bananas with a firehose, and when they introduced new chimps, the old chimps pulled the new chimps down when they tried to climb it, until all the chimps were new and none had ever been sprayed but none allowed themselves to climb the rope?
You’re the old chimp pulling new chimps down.
No thanks, dude. I’ll climb the cage and shove that hose up the scientist’s ass.